Product Description
We know Ginormous isn't a word, but then, neither is dramastic and we use it all the time. We call this wallet Ginormous because with its pockets, zippers and card slots you can keep enough stuff in this wallet to make Saskquatch wish he wore pants. Its also just dramastic enough to impress the authorities to keep you from getting arrested for not wearing pants. Pants or no pants, carry a Ginormous. Either that or get the Jolly Green to carry it for you. Remember, size does matter. Features Super Duct Tape Exterior Stitched Faux Leather Interior 5 Credit Card Pockets Change Pouch Spare Key Pouch Vinyl ID Window Snap Closure Guaranteed Not to Peel or Get Sticky Lifetime Trade-In Policy Dimensions: 3.75" x 5.00" Colors: Classic Silver Lifetime Replacement Warranty!
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